Sporadically I am baffled by the way that people jump into passionate relationships.
It seems like folks are more desperate to have a passionate partner than to have someone that they are absolutely compatible with.
This is why people talk about the honeymoon phase and the cautionary tales of making sure your current girlfriend or girlfriend absolutely is who they say they are. If you ask me, I’m not sure why anyone would bother to lie about themselves in the first location. Eventually the truth will come out and you will have to deal with a much bigger mess now that someone is relying on you. I guess I should have realized this myself when I accidentally gave my current girlfriend the idea that I was a immense fan of cooking. Trust me, it didn’t take long before my heating and cooling system revealed to the truth – I have no idea how to make anything except a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You see, my woman came over for a nice lunch that my associate and I were going to cook together. It wasn’t long, but, before the indoor air was completely contaminated with burning boiling smoke and toxic fumes. As I attempted to cook I managed to burn everything, ruining the indoor air with smoke and noxious chemicals. My girlfriend abruptly asked how to utilize the ventilation fan so my associate and I could remove some of the toxic air before it circulated through the entire central Heating and Air Conditioning system, but unfortunately, I had no idea. I have never used the ventilation fan because I have never cooked before. As my associate and I fled the house, covering our mouths and noses to protect from the harmful airborne contaminants, I had to laugh and tell him the truth.