My woman Ella was telling me that she was going with some of her buddies and their ladies.
When I told Ella to have a fine time, she looked disappointed.
Ella told me that all the guys were going to have their best pals with them. I laughed and asked who Ella was taking? Ella laughed too and said it was me. I stopped laughing. I asked if there was an air conditioner in the camping area? She said no. I asked if there was running water and a real lavatory at the camping area? She said no. I looked at him and said no. If you supply me with Heating and Air Conditioning and running water, I will go camping with you! Until that happened, Ella could have fun with her friends. I knew she was miserable when she kissed my cheek and said she had to go. Ella didn’t say she appreciated me or when she would be back. Ella just walked out the door. I called my best friend, who was dating one of Ella’s friends. She knew how much I loathed camping. She started to learn the riot act to me. She told me that none of them certainly appreciated camping, but they went for their pals. She said she had a portable a/c and a space boiler that ran off the car. They all walked to the bath cabin together and the lavatory wasn’t as awful as I thought. She asked if I wanted her to buy a portable space boiler and a/c to take to the campground with me. Only if Ella came back before they left.